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November 20, 2007 at 10:40 am |
Do you remember a time in sports when all you cared about was who hit the ball, who caught the ball, and who threw the ball? Do you remember when a reporter asked a superstar ballplayer only creampuff (not cream) questions (such as, questions pertaining to the game)? I remember, and it wasn’t that long ago. It would be nice if someone would finally build that time machine already! It would also be nice if I saw a sports clip of a ballplayer wearing a suit that wasn’t walking out of a courtroom! We haven’t been punked, we’ve been ESPNed to death!
June 1, 2008 at 5:10 pm |
“Am I on? ok, like, I think the Yankees could have traded Igawa and Ensberg, and uh, some outfielder, I don’t know, for Carlos, I mean , Juan Santana…. hello? hello?”
BTW, It would have been Santana INSTEAD of Pettitte, though, watch your facts, starting to sound like Michael Kay.
“They can’t bring up Patterson, he’s not on the 40-man roster”
How’s that other kid the Mets gave up on with promise doing? what’s his name, Cashmere?
October 28, 2008 at 11:11 pm |
this website sucks…all your predictions were wrong except a few…go phillies!!
October 28, 2008 at 11:15 pm |
1. the phillies will win the world series…2. the sixers will be 3rd best team in the east…3. the cubs wills never win the world series..4. the rays are better because the devil is out of the name…5. your an asshole because you picked the mets to win that many games…6. the phillies are favorited right now to get manny ramirez…7. crack is bad for you so you better stop doin it so you can make better predictions…8. penn state will be in the championship game…9.the cowboys will finish in last place and the giants will win the division…10. fuck the mets…